A good story ;-)

драги зрители,

Ева ще празнува Трифон Зарезан. Ще се напие и ще има чудовищен махмурлук. Когато нейния любим се върне от важния си 14 февруарвов ангажимент тя ще си отвори едното око, тежко тежко. Ще пусне един дъх на джибри и ще се обърне на другата страна да се бори с главоболието.

еи ти, битов реализъм и мечтан консюмеризъм. бих искала да използвам и други думи, завършващи на -зъм, като тъпи-, но нека спазваме добрия етикетизъм.

останете за времето:-)

Tinkerbell effect :D

The Tinkerbell effect describes those things that exist only because people believe in them. The effect is named for Tinker Bell, the fairy in the play Peter Pan who is revived from near death by the belief of the audience.

Claimed cases include:

• monetary system
• the value of a nation’s money in a fiat system
  
• civil society
• the “rule of law“

source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tinkerbell_effect

:-D

by xkcd

announcement

if anybody is wondering why I am not calling or not responding to messages, after I have returned to Bulgaria, it is because I am staying all day at home and I am studying for September exams. Meaning that I am busy and introvert.

If actually there is such a person out there, who is wondering why I don’t call at all, I would like to advice him to consider the situation from the following point of view – you are not calling me, you passive egoist.

When I am out (like out of prison) I am going to return all these calls… But if somebody is passing by, please do not hesitate, I can make a half hour coffee break:-) Tip: The first 5 get a chocolate from Italy.

well…back to GDP:-)

:-)

-Do you know this joke? – asked the uncle of Piero. – One day God gatered the man and the woman and told them that he is going to give each one gift. First comes the ability to piss standing, who wants it? Adam raised his hand, received his man’s tool and jumped pissing around. After some time the woman asked what was her gift-and here is where I wanted to say that I know the joke and that the answer is the multiple orgasmus, but he didnt let me speak… – God gave the brain to the woman:-)

So, I guess I won the lottery with my silence:-)

Mmmhh

Well, from today on I am stopping alcohol consumption temporary for a unspecified period.

What did it? Being bored, 7-8 glasses of french champaign and a bit beer. Fact is I do not remember anything. or almost anything.

It all started as a cocktail party at the fine arts museum in Lille. It was promised to be Jazz party, and there was jazz, but slow and smooth. Between the 3rd and 4th glass I had a juicy conversation with two other girls, after the 6th, or maybe it was 7th or 8th?, I crashed the dancefloor with a guy from Pakistan, to make company for the drunk briliant Russian proff, who was dancing with one of the indian girls. Today the proff looked also like shit, I bet she regretted dancing:-)

After that I got between two german proffs who suggested to me the idea that I am pregnant. Well, yes, I have a belly, who doesnt, and it is somehow nice to be taken for slightly pregnant. But I bet they were also drunk.

After that our group went to a bar and from somewhre there I do not have any memory, or just flashes.

I have to thank an indian guy, who found my shoe in th metro and kept me straight:-) and to the canadian girl with the nice tatoos that brought me to my room:-)

So all in all everything went nice and funny. The hangover was hell. At 6am I woke up in my bed, alone luckily, and was still drunk. I went for refreshing shower but was still drunk. At 8.30 I woke up abruptly and went to report. I drank lots of water but at some point before noon it came back the same way and I was rather sick.

Now I am ok, I am waiting for the chilli dinner, after it I will enjoy Lille city centre with the indian people and sleep.

Tomorrow I am in Paris.

the daily digest

The daily digest

1) I have found a way to be happy and to live in a 24h constant bliss. The secret of life is “air”.

I found out that without it life is much more miserable and there is no 24h involved at all.

2) Applying the theory: set stretching goals for the long term guidelines of your business:

-What do you want to become when you grow up?

- Il presidenteJ (di Italia:-P)

3) who’s the master of stupid procrastinating reasons? Who?

Me, ofcourse. Yesterday I finished all my pens and so couldn’t study in the evening. I felt so unhappy that I had to light up a nargileh. After it I felt much betterJ))))

4) Sing, goddess, the anger of Peleus’ son Achilleus and since you are at it, the early days of internet when we counted our posts in the forums and pretended not to care about this measure of activity. (I was on top of the list, ofcourse:-)

5) Il capolavoro di ieri sera:

- riso oscuro marrone

- cannella

- zuccheri di canna

- misso di spezie dal mercato delle donne di Sofia: cannella, pepe nero, zenzero, cardammo, e altri – 7 in totalle

- uve

Il riso + acqua + cannella + zucchero + misso in una pentola. Dopo kipvane + uve. Quando presto mangiare con poco burro e molto mieleJ)) Mmmmm, buonissimoJ

6) It seems that a day cannot pass without me asking myself the same questions: who are you? What are you? What do you want? Where is your place? And a big why?

And every day reveals different answers. Sometimes I feel too creative for that economy and think about photography, other times I am too logic and smart no to try for a PhD. There are also these particular days when I want to live without love, which in general seems to suffocate me too fast, or the other days when I just want to give and experience the most supreme of all emotions. Well, I am all those persons in one, I had schizophrenia before, but now we feel wellJ

Seriously, the good part is that every day I get more and more precise answers. Sometimes I get the answers I got weeks before but as we say in Bulgaria “repetition is the mother of knowledge”.

These days I am in the PhD phase, there are upcoming sesame after all.

7) I red in one book with the catching title “veronica decides to die” one very interesting line which was like – mmm, I just felt an urge for a loaf of bred with butter and chubrica – that God is in every grain and every moment and people do not believe it, so they rush out and look for him. But he is there all the time. It reminded me of my sehnsucht, that inability to stay in one place for a long time. After all, the sky in Italy is the same as the one in Bulgaria and the one in Japan. Only the perception is different.

Its about words, their power, their use, tackling and moving. It is about recognizing peace and believing in it, changing one’s words, facing indefinite fears and imposed restraints on the mind. It is about freedom.

But that ideal one, when there are no thought shaping your way and no instincts whispering in your ear. Can you manage to have a moment in time when you get out of your current life situation, stop thinking and stop feeling? Btw. sounds too much like meditation.

In a way we do need order and society to restrain our animal instincts. But then we need to grow over that society and these restraints, for it is just a mean for us to get over our instincts and to impose such conditions as to help us grow to the next level. Like evolution.

When we learn to be free we can be happy, for then nothing will be in our way to happiness.

enough serious talk. I’ve got only to share the three upcoming grand events in my life:

- morto. Well, can’t let that out really, eh?

- Sweden. Yes, I am going to heaven, to the place where all those gorgeous men live, like which I’ve met till now in my journeys. Oh, heaven. Somehow makes me feel like a very old Japanese geezer who is having pictures of naked girls in his wallet. .:-)

- 29^th of May. The day with the 2 essame, the last of the 4 in a row. On this evening I am going to an aperitivo, to stuff myself with happiness, then to a disco to drink myself with happiness, maybe I will meet some guy with long curly hair till his waist and will actually touch it. J))))))))))))))) (Now this really qualifies me as a kinky geezer, ne?)

mmmMMmmmMMMmmm

1) still on the girl of ipanema wave

2) I am a passionate time waster. I don’t have time for my university project but for reading life stories of other extreme aquariuses I have all the time in the world.

3) That Czech guy is totally amazing and clueless. Yesterday we had a How To Wash Dishes lesson:-) Looking at him I feel a bit guilty, because his mother’s whims are like mine.

He told me about the Dog. The Dog. She, it is a she, is the first one to experience any of the whims of his mother and if she survives comes the brother. She is a fox terrier:-)

So generally his mother first gave the dog a machine haircut. The dig didn’t want to see her for 2 days and it probably tried AGAIN to run away.  Then, after 1 week, she told Vasek and his brother that it is time for a new haircut. She started from the morning and in the evening they were tired of saying “No”, so she did them:-)))))))

Somehow reminded me of my own attempts to play the hairdresser and do a nice cut on a guy. Every time it ends with a 0 size hair because I do not get the concept of the angle and the things you put on those machines, so it is like on one side long, on the other short… it is a mess.

Anyway, this is the 3rd dog. The first one used to run away every month till it succeeded, the next one found out that only death can save him from Vasek’s mother and the third one just had a new haircut:-)

There is also this about the mother and her friends, which are the mothers of Vasek’s friends. When they gather the boys are not allowed to come down or they have to go their granny for a night over, and if they dare to present themselves before these ladies, they are asked Questions. Here he couldn’t tell me what kind of questions (probably because he was laughting too hard) but I think it is the kind of Questions you do not want to be asked.

She reacted mildly on the news of his engagement. Gave him just a haircut. I think that when his mother meets his fiancee the girl is also going to get some new looks:-)

4) Anyway, Vasek is really, totally like Carot. I never expected that such a thing can survive in this modern jungle, but here he is, 24 years old, a healthy specimen of today’s humanity. wow.

I stay up late and don’t do anything productive

1.Three econometricians went out hunting, and came across a large deer. The first econometrician fired, but missed, by a meter to the left. The second econometrician fired, but also missed, by a meter to the right. The third econometrician didn’t fire, but shouted in triumph, “We got it! We got it!”

2.How many Conservative economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None.

The invisible hand does it.

Буахахахаххахахах )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

3. “In equilibrium you’re going home with me.”

4. “Your interest rate is causing uncontrolled inflation.” Ооооо, бейби

5. “Kinky like a budget constraint.”

6. How many economists are needed to change a light bulb? 7: one is getting the bulb spinning and the remaining six are leaving things constant

7. no economists are needed to change a light bulb. If it needed changing, the market would already have done it