Cat Quotes

Thanks to Kirande
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. ~ Hazel Nicholson
A cat is always on the wrong side of the door. ~ Anonymous
A cat is there when you call her – if she doesn’t have something better to do. ~ Bill Adler
A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it. ~ Joseph Epstein
A cat makes all the difference between coming home to an empty house and coming home.
~ Unknown
A cat sees no good reason why it should obey another animal, even if it does stand on two legs. ~ Sarah Thompson
A cat will assume the shape of its container. ~ Unknown
A man has to work so hard so that something of his personality stays alive. A tomcat has it so easy, he has only to spray and his presence is there for years on rainy days. ~ Albert Einstein
A meow massages the heart. ~ Stuart McMillan
An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five year old. ~ Carl Van Vechten
As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind. ~ Cleveland Amory

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. ~ Ellen Perry Berkeley

By associating with the cat one only risks becoming richer. ~ Colette
Cat people are different, to the extent that they generally are not conformists. How could they be, with a cat running their lives? ~ Louis J. Camuti, DVM
Cats always know whether people like or dislike them. They do not always care enough
to do anything about it. ~
Winifred Carriere
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. ~ James Herriot
Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place. ~ Paul Gray
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. ~Joseph Wood Krutch
Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren’t like this. A dog’s idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish. ~ James Gorman
Cats’ hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice to easily go in one ear and out the other. ~ Stephen Baker
Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you. ~ Mary Bly
Dogs have owners, cats have staff. ~ Anonymous
If animals could speak the dog would be a a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat
would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. ~
Mark Twain
I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul. ~ Jean Cocteau
I’ve met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. ~ Hippolyte Taine
Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look
around, then close them again for the better part of their lives. ~
Stephen Baker
Most cats, when they are out want to be in, and vice versa, and often simultaneously. ~ Louis F. Camuti, DVM
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch. ~ Leo Dworken
No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens.” – Abraham Lincoln
Odd things animals. All dogs look up to you. All cats look down to you. Only a pig looks at you as an equal. ~ Sir Winston Churchill
Of all God’s creatures, there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with a cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat. ~ Mark Twain
One cat just leads to another. ~ Ernest Hemingway
Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety-valve device for dealing with happiness overflow. ~ Monica Edwards
The mathematical probability of a common cat doing exactly as it pleases is the one scientific absolute in the world. ~ Lynn M. Osband
The more people I meet, the more I like my cat. ~ unknown
The naming of cats is a difficult matter. It isn’t just one of your holiday games. You may think at first I’m mad as a hatter. When I tell you a cat must have three different names ~ T.S. Eliot
The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a domestic animal.
~ Sir Compton MacKenzie
The phrase “domestic cat” is an oxymoron. ~ George Will
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. ~ Albert Schweitzer
The smallest feline is a masterpiece. ~ Leonardo Da Vinci
The trouble with cats is that they’ve got no tact. ~ P.G. Wodehouse
There are no ordinary cats. ~ Colette
There is no more intrepid explorer than a kitten. ~ Jules Champfleury
There’s no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat.~ Wesley Bates
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. ~ Anonymous
Two things are aesthetically perfect in the world – the clock and the cat. ~ Emile Auguste Chartier
What greater gift than the love of a cat? ~ Charles Dickens
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her.” ~ Montaigne
Which is more beautiful, feline movement or feline stillness? ~  Elizabeth Hamilton
Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes! ~ Theophile Gautier
With the qualities of cleanliness, affection, patience, dignity, and courage that cats have,
how many of us, I ask you, would be capable of becoming cats? ~
Fernand Mery

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